Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.', Fred Allen', US radio comedian (1894 - 1956)

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.', John Wayne', US movie actor & director (1907 - 1979)

Politics is applesauce.', Will Rogers', US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935)

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.', W. Somerset Maugham', English dramatist & novelist (1874 - 1965)

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.', W. Somerset Maugham', English dramatist & novelist (1874 - 1965)